tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19507589.post6147482327278830052..comments2023-05-18T08:10:33.771-07:00Comments on The Writing Mother: Please Be Patient With This SpaceUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19507589.post-16438565434025273312008-03-01T10:19:00.000-08:002008-03-01T10:19:00.000-08:00Bounced over from blogher ads. Your site is adora...Bounced over from blogher ads. Your site is adorable! Going to look at more.<BR/>That made me laugh so hard, and I needed the laugh. Thanks!Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03395575647647856801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19507589.post-90885893347150759512008-03-01T08:23:00.000-08:002008-03-01T08:23:00.000-08:00ROFL, I love it!I know its not exactly the same in...ROFL, I love it!<BR/><BR/>I know its not exactly the same in my field, but I feel your pain.<BR/><BR/>I once had a client demand, three days into a six week, 300 article project, to see an outline for <I>each article</I>.<BR/><BR/>Yeah. That's gonna happen.<BR/><BR/>This is the e-mail I sent:<BR/><BR/>"Dear NEWCLIENT:<BR/><BR/>I am not opposed to providing you a portion of your deliverables prior to the project end date. If you would like to see a sample of some of my progress, I'll be happy to share it.<BR/><BR/>However, my writing process is my own. I won't be providing any outlines. If this is a problem, we can end this project on amiable terms.<BR/><BR/>Sincerely,<BR/><BR/>Bob Younce"<BR/><BR/><BR/>Now, here is the e-mail I <I>wanted</I> to send:<BR/><BR/>"Dear Moron:<BR/><BR/>Get bent.<BR/><BR/>Bob"<BR/><BR/>:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com