M.: Can I have one more chocolate?
Me: No, you can't. It's bed time. Besides, too much chocolate will make you have bad dreams.
M.: But what about Jesus?
Me: ....
M.: But what about Jesus?
Me: What about him?
M.: Didn't you say that he can make bad dreams go away if we pray?
Me: Well. Yes. But, um,... well, just no more chocolate before bed.
M.: But, mommmyyyyy...
Me: Did you just call me butt-mommy? (distraction! distraction!)
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